Mid-June, 2014, we announced that Global Domination would be dead come July 1st, 2014. That has now happened. We’re dead, and we’re fucken happy about it too. Why? Becoz none of us no longer give a shit about this site. And before we went even further down in quality I decided to let GD go fuck itself. No more worthless albums and demos to review, no more lovemails and so on and so forth. It feels ace!
Thank you for all these years, muthafuckers. It’s been fun. And boring. And we have been exposed to so many shit bands it’s not even sane. Finally we don’t have to deal with that anymore.
ATTENTION! Do NOT send us your CD’s and demos from now on, they will not be reviewed. They will be tossed out the fucken window, at best. If you sent us stuff the last week and it’s not on the site, well… it won’t be on the site either. Live with it.
Oh, you know what? Some of the staffers are making sure that everything we have written over here during these 10 years will be transferred to a new page entitled Global Domination Is Dead. And if you wanna take part in the new forums, hosted by the very same staffers, you go to this place. Last off, their Facebook page. And yes, they have our best wishes and everything for doing this, keeping the amazing reviews and interviews alive even though the “real” GD is dead. We salute them for preserving the legacy. The Internetz deserve our writings.
I wanna thank each and every asshole who’s been a part of GD for a decade, both staffers and forumers. You made this quite an enjoyable ride and you kept GD alive longer than I ever thought possible. I applaud you all and wish you the best. That, and/or gonorrhea.
/ The Lord]]>