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Hittegods: Flower power

03/07/08  ||  Lord K Philipson

The Finnish fuckos of Hittegods didn’t score to fucken well with GD the last time they sent us a demo. But obviously they have some balls coz they decided to send us another quite shitty demo, full of poor man’s rock’n‘roll, so we can continue to tell people to stay away from anything Hittegods-ish.

The biggest problem, if not counting the extremely shitty songs, the fantastically shitty riffs and the quite shitty production (but the production works for this kind of shitty music), is the completely shitty vocals. This biatch is hideous actually. And I don’t even wanna say anything about the title of this demo, nor the actual lyrics to that certain song. You can read the warning signs anyways, I hope. So what we come down to is that Hittegods got the following going for them:

Nothing.

Sure, I’m a death metal fan. Sure, I dig tons of chick musicians. Sure, I take a great liking in some neat techno every now and then. This means that Hittepenis are fuck out of luck with me when it comes to get a good review. But to be perfectly honest, I have a hard time imagining that the Fin’s would do well with anyone here at GD. This is some serious crap. Stay the fuck away.

And a final note to Hittegods: We are a metal site.

  • Information
  • Released: 2008
  • Website: www.hittegods.net
  • Band
  • Mike Lahdeoja: guitars, vocals
  • Ansi Korkiakoski: bass, backingvocals
  • HP Nummela: drums
  • Tracklist
  • 01. Flower power
  • 02. Eye for an eye
  • 03. Back in business
  • 04. Going crazy