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Lord K Philipson
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Posted: Jun 17, 2009 [17:32] |
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Please, if you run into any reviews, provide a link to it in here. Obviously we got the first review today from Aardschock, Holland's biggest metal magazine with some 25000 copies each month. We scored a mighty fine 88 out of 100.
That's a great start.
So, stumble upon some reviews? Help us out and make us aware of them in here.
Thanx.
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Lord K Philipson
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Posted: Jun 17, 2009 [17:53] |
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That is just like a random forum comment, I don't really care about those - positive or negative, unless they are on GD. Hand out real reviews, not that crap.
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Darxan
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Posted: Jun 19, 2009 [16:40] |
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"Seemed to like it"? The guy practically made it clear that the Hate is the reason he touches himself at night 
Reading such reviews makes me kinda warm and fuzzy on the inside, I can't possibly imagine how the people directly involved feel. This is probably the best 20 euros I'll ever spend... until the next album, that is.
There's another review around 3/4 into this page here:
http://www.voicesfromthedarkside.de/review-p2.htm
The guy seemed to like it, but he says a lot of stupid things. Apparently there's a song named "Into the pits of eternity" on the album. Oh, and TPH is apparently the lovechild of Arch Enemy, Demon Burger and.... wait for it.... Lacuna fucking Coil. I don't know what the hell would come out of such an abomination of an orgy, but it wouldn't be the most consistent, high-quality band around, eh? |
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Posted: Jun 19, 2009 [18:58] |
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| Darxan wrote: |
There's another review around 3/4 into this page here:
http://www.voicesfromthedarkside.de/review-p2.htm... and TPH is apparently the lovechild of Arch Enemy, Demon Burger and.... wait for it.... Lacuna fucking Coil. I don't know what the hell would come out of such an abomination of an orgy, but it wouldn't be the most consistent, high-quality band around, eh? |
Heheh, I actually found that comparison to be funny. In a positive way even. It's not the most accurate, but at least works fine for me and I can vaguely even understand the comparison. I personally even understood the reference to Mike Amott as a huge compliment, hahah. Whereas the few Nightwish/Evanescence comparisons in other medias always beat the living shit out of me.
But let's face it, since not many people have heard TPH, is there really and I mean really any good, short and understandable way to describe their music to people who never heard of 'em or their music? Satan knows I've tried, without any major success. |
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Posted: Jun 19, 2009 [20:33] |
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that reviewer think michael played on the album. K did you take lessons?
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Lord K Philipson
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Posted: Jun 19, 2009 [20:52] |
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| Jazar wrote: |
that reviewer think michael played on the album. K did you take lessons?
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Obviously.
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Posted: Jun 19, 2009 [21:08] |
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Iunno, the bass is fucking fantastic, and I'm feeling it more often than I have on previous albums (save for the points on IHMN where you guys went out of your way to make it the main focus, which I loved).
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Lord K Philipson
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Posted: Jun 19, 2009 [21:35] |
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| mrk wrote: | | Iunno, the bass is fucking fantastic, and I'm feeling it more often than I have on previous albums (save for the points on IHMN where you guys went out of your way to make it the main focus, which I loved). |
That's a huge compliment and exactly how I want the bass to be. I'm no Michael, that guy is bass, but I dig doing it. Thank you.
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Posted: Jun 20, 2009 [01:25] |
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Hi there in Sweden, damn, I cannot give a review yet as I don't have the album and I totally refuse to download it, I just hace "You come to me Through Hell" song which is the one I am suppose to have with permission...I have listened to that song countlessly and I just love it, as I was expecting It sounds totally different from other albums giving it the well known "unique" touch to a TPH album and the great thing is they never lose their style despite the different sound, production or whatever is called it I don't know anything about music terminology but I think you get the point....guitars are....well...fantastic, fucking fantastic, who plays the guitar in this album?? (read the sarcasm) now, that bass, damn bass....Mr Kenth delivers here the sound I love from a bass it adds the heaviness and the brutality to the song...The Lord plays the bass as brutal as he hates Jesus fucking Christ....Ms Jo damn I love her she can sound as she wants and that's a good thing 'cuz that is exactly the way we like it, she can be an angel, she can be a devil but she always sounds nothing but magnificent....Fucken Martin Van Drunnen, I say FUCK again!! he and Mr Knot delivering the most brutal vocals combination...I really wish he's going to be more times on this album and fuck yeah, on the next one too...obviously having this only song I am not able to get the whole message delivered by The Lustrate Process but I'm sure that once I get my copy I will discover things that I would never Imagine....Thank you TPH for delivering this Fantastic stuff I'll love it until the day I die!!!....
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Posted: Jun 20, 2009 [04:52] |
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| Quote: | | I really wish he's going to be more times on this album |
Heh.
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Posted: Jun 20, 2009 [05:08] |
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ammh, sorry for my english....still learning, I meant I wish Martin is singing on more songs on the album 
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Posted: Jun 20, 2009 [05:39] |
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Your english is fine, man. He's just teasing.. *hint*  |
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Lord K Philipson
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Posted: Jun 20, 2009 [06:08] |
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That's one of the best reviews I have ever read.
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Posted: Jun 20, 2009 [08:59] |
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that metaleater one was a damn fine review man.
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Posted: Jun 20, 2009 [18:11] |
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Yeah, Sakkakth, Darxan is right. 
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Posted: Jun 22, 2009 [17:26] |
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And Google revealed this one: www.metalfan.nl/reviews...
Reviewer gave the album 85/100, which is pretty fucken well if you ask me.
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Posted: Jun 22, 2009 [19:09] |
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| you want that one translated? |
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Lord K Philipson
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Posted: Jun 22, 2009 [19:13] |
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Very much so, sir, if you have the time.
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