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Introduction by Global Domination

01/01/06  ||  Global Domination

We decided to start this section of the site thanx to one thing. The fans of Nightwish. We have gotten a few mails from them as well as some inlays in the guestbook (that we used to have) as they cried their hearts out thanx to the review of their “Once” album. Every self-respecting site should have a section for these kind of mails, and the poor fucken cocksuckers who takes the time to write their badly spelled essays to us deserve a kind reply.

So if you feel that we have treated your fave-band in a not-so-nice way in a review, send us yer mails, make sure you fill them with alot of “fuck you”, “you suck”, “this band ruules!!!!!!!!!”, “I love cum” and whatnot. We can’t really ask of you to be creative, now can we? Some of the staff will put in their comments to yer mails and we’ll make sure you won’t miss the point. Oh, one more thing: all typos in our responses are made intentionally. And the hatemails are unedited and published as they were sent to us.

We look forward to hearing from you, losers.

Disclaimer

By sending us hatemail, you understand that we own all rights to the entire contents of your message, any images sent with the message, your email address, your non-existing girlfriend (or more likely boyfriend), your house/cave, your car, your ugly kids, your money and your worthless soul. Furthermore, you agree that we publish yer e-mail address so people can write you and tell you how incredibly fucken dumb you are, and you also agree on the fact that we are right about everything we write.

You also agree that it’s ok for us to slander and mock you in public, at yer job (that you don’t have), on any website we see fit and any other place we would wanna do this at. You may not sue any of us, becoz we rule, and this disclaimer is subject to change without notice. You are still subject to the rules regardless of any changes made. If you have a hard time understanding this, don’t bother sending hatemails to us.

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