Global Domination

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My Own Grave

Ram-Zet

Sanctification

The Project Hate

Torture Division

Vicious Art

Vomitory

Global Domination

Reviews

Eat My Fuk: Wet slit and a bottle of whiskey

08/03/06  ||  Global Domination

This review was written by ex-staffer/cocksmoker Goiter.

Punk music sucks. This music sucks. Am I allowed to only write three sentences for my review?

Three sentences is technically a paragraph or something…

I’m just dumbfounded by the shear faggocity and over-all weakness displayed here. This is worse than Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ. The music itself is an insult and the lyrics aren’t even remotely funny.

I’m all for humor, beer, and ballin’-out, but this shit is juvenile and gives me meat-head jock vibes. Fuck jocks, fuck meat-heads and fuck Eat My Fuk. I hope somebody in this band commits suicide real soon… and I hope his fucken mom does too.

These songs were clearly written by porn-obsessed douchebags who in reality haven’t had pussy since pussy had them.

... Fags don’t even have a website. Nor do they say who actually plays what so I took the liberty of assigning the members appropriate tasks as you’ll note below.

0/10

• Information
• Released: 2003
• Label: Beastial Onslaught Productions
• Website: Not found
• Band
• Mescalito: skin flute
• Hot Carl: black dong fluffer
• Bat Boy: foreskin holder-backer
• Warthog: open-sore nipple licker

• Tracklist
• 01. Slit lickin’ scumbag
• 02. I wanna cum on you
• 03. Wet slit and a bottle of whiskey
• 04. Pukin’ alone
• 05. Oblivion tonight
• 06. Kneel before my cock
• 07. Have a heart attack and die
• 08. Wanna be your whore
• 09. Horny fuckin’ slut
• 10. Drunk and Sleazy
• 11. If the river where whiskey
• 12. Destroy the factory
• 13. Ass my fucking ass
• 14. Drink and Bleed
• 15. Pervert

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