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King's X: XV

28/05/08  ||  Lord K Philipson

From Wikipedia, and I just need to quote this bullshit: “King’s X is a critically acclaimed American hard rock band noted for its sophisticated music that combines progressive metal, grunge, funk and soul with vocal arrangements influenced by gospel, blues, and British Invasion pop groups. The band’s lyrics are largely based on the members’ struggles with religion and self-acceptance. The new King’s X album XV will be released May 20th, 2008 on InsideOut Music. King’s X was ranked #83 on VH1’s 100 Greatest Artists of Hard Rock.”

I want King’s X to die. When they are on their way to their dayjobs at Burger King, I want a bus to run them over. When they are having a rehearsal I want the roof to cave in and kill them. When they are writing songs I want their hands to fall off. Then I want them to die from bloodloss. When the members open their yappers on record I want someone to firmly place handgrenades in them.

#83 ON VH1´S GREATEST ARTISTS OF HARD ROCK?! Ranked by who? The deaf community? Fuck you. Snälla, dö nån jävla gång. Snälla? Med jävla socker on the jävla top, för att prata svengelska.

Whoever decided that King’s X deserved a place there should be infected with AIDS. King’s X is the ultimate version of genuinely weak rock. It’s not even hard rock, it’s hard shit. They are also lucky enough to have the shittiest vocalists I have heard in a long, long time. Judging from the vocals, these fuckos think they are the sexiest thing since David Hasselhoff. Yeah, all three of them are obviously doing vocals. I guess they had a hard time to choose who sucked most cock so they decided to let everyone play a part in the singing. You should hear the incredibly silly and artificial vibratos… Jesus fucken Christ what a disgrace these crackwhores are. Die.

This fantastically lame boogie woogie, rock BULLSHIT is a complete abomination and King’s X is a fucken terrible, terrible band that should never have seen the light of day. These asshats have been around for some 20 years and still haven’t had the courtesy to fucken die on us. To help them out I wish a combined version of Ebola, Black Plague and Gang Green (their already mentioned good friend AIDS is more than welcome to join in too) pays these morons a visit real soon so we never have to hear anything from King’s X again.


1,5 “fuck off and die already” out of 10.

  • Information
  • Released: 2008
  • Label: InsideOut Music
  • Website:
  • Band
  • Idiot 1: bass, lead & backing vocals
  • Idiot 2: lead & rhythm guitars, lead & backing vocals
  • Idiot 3: drums, vocals
  • Tracklist
  • 01. Pray
  • 02. Blue
  • 03. Repeating Myself
  • 04. Rocket Ship
  • 05. Julie
  • 06. Alright
  • 07. Broke
  • 08. I just want to live
  • 09. Move
  • 10. I don’t know
  • 11. Stuck
  • 12. Go tell somebody
  • 13. Love And Rockets (Hell’s Screaming)
  • 14. No lie