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Profile of Altmer
02/02/10 || Global Domination
Altmer was born in the land of windmills and bicycles, and inhabits a house close to the roaring seas. He believes in the non-destination of all humanity, and is firmly entrenched in the belief that his proximity to the sea will lead to being swallowed by the endless oceans alive one day. Until the time that the waves eat him alive, he is at GD to provide the world with the coverage of the ultimate metal albums that he listens to, and conquer the Internet with an aquatic form of Global Domination. He is not inclined to have mercy on your soul. If you wish to beg for forgiveness, and prevent his alter ego Angry Poseidon Zombie Jesus from devouring your intestines, send yer email messages this way:
Contact: altmer@globaldomination.se