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Profile of GardensTale
16/03/09 || Global Domination
Born one pot-ridden morning less than 5 miles from the nearest windmill, GardensTale immediately seized the bong before his mom’s tit, and so began a strange and fascinating life just like everyone else’s. But then, one dark and brootal evening, he ascended one of the almighty collection of thrones the Global Domination staff possesses, and from there he’s been spewing bile upon the heads of the faithful readers, who all cheer and clap. Due to the relaxed (read: stoned) nature of the Netherlands, GardensTale leans less to the brootal side of metal, and more to melodic and stoner-related forms. However, as a side-effect from living in the World Drug Center, he’ll be trying anything once. Except being on the receiving end of anal.
Contact: gardenstale@globaldomination.se