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Editorial

Welcome to Global Domination, fucko!

ATTENTION! WE ARE LOOKING FOR MORE WRITERS TO ENHANCE THE DOMINATION THAT IS THIS WEBSITE. WE ALSO PUT THIS IN CAPITALS SO YOU WON’T MISS IT, FOUR-EYES. THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? THEN CLICK THIS LINK AND READ EVERYTHING THOROUGHLY. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO WE ARE BY NOW, BELOW IS SOME CRUCIAL INFORMATION.

We are Global Domination. The only metal site you need. We are the rulers. We have dominated the Internet for tons of years now and we grow stronger and more awesome every day. We are also the most visited site on the Internet. Why? We have daily updates from Monday to Friday. That’s why. Or actually, one of the reasons anyways.

If you submit demos and albums to us, know that it will take a few weeks (up to a month or so at times) before you’ll see it reviewed at the site since we have updates pending that far into the future. If it doesn’t end up in the STUBS-section that is. Then you’ll see it as soon as we have had the time to listen to your crap. Also, take note: we prefer metal at this place. So, do you play metal? No? Then fuck you and your shit band. Stay away from us. Oh, and we don’t review 7 inches, so don’t send that shitty format to GD. And no, we don’t download your shitty promos to review. Make an effort and send us the real deal, or don’t bother contacting us. We don’t need you, you need us.

One last thing: make sure not to miss out on all the fan-fucken-tastic forums that we host. You can read all the band forums without registering, but if you wanna take part in all the forums (and would like to post), registration is required. By the way, we have decided to make the Global Domination Area (where people discuss the updates and other shit about the site) of the forums available for everyone to read, but you still can’t post if you are not registered on these forums.

Enjoy yer stay.

Or we’ll punch you in the cunt.

/ Lord K. Philipson & Statik Majik, owners and chiefs of Global Domination.

Interviews

Internal Bleeding: Chris Pervelis

“-It’s all about passion for the music. There’s no money in death metal, so it must be passion that is driving this resurgence, right? I know for me personally, I missed Internal Bleeding so much and was only biding my time until I got it back together.”

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Reviews

Arckanum: Helvitismyrkr

Countries like Sweden have always impressed me in their admiration for music as well as their natural ability to learn instruments to create their own music. It is very refreshing to hear a one-man band deliver great tunes such as the ones found in Arckanum records.

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Severe Torture: Sworn vengeance

When this album is good, it’s terrific. When it’s not, it’s mediocre. The good news, though, is that there are more good moments than bad moments. If you like death metal that is technical, brutal, and groovy, then you’ll enjoy this.

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Class 6(66)

Gehenna: Seen through the veils of darkness (the second spell)

As far as my favorite black metal albums are concerned, this one has to be near the top of the list. It’s nowhere near the fastest or the heaviest, but the atmosphere it creates is unmatched.

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Stubs

Mosfet: Deathlike thrash 'n' roll

“Deathlike Thrash ‘n’ Roll” have made for a fun little EP but as an album this is just too long and goes nowhere fast.

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Teodor Tuff: Soliloquy

Neither the songwriting nor the production pack much bite either, so (besides the power metal-lite guitar cheese), too much of the final product bears an uncomfortable resemblance to some random, modern radio-rock song, especially the more power ballad-y moments.

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Demons

After Oblivion: Vultures

This Adnan fucko (guitars/vocals) sounds exactly like Chuck did before he tragically fucked off to another dimension to hang with other musical geniuses.

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