This text is updated as of May 17th , 2013.
We are Global Domination. The only metal site you need. We are the rulers. We have dominated the Internet for tons of years now and we grow stronger and more awesome every day. We are also the most visited site on the Internet. Why? Becoz we rule all kinds of shit. Another reason is: WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE! WOOHOO! So metal. Click it. Like it. Or die.
If you submit demos and albums to us, know that it will take a few weeks (up to a month or so at times) before you’ll see it reviewed at the site since we have updates pending that far into the future. If it doesn’t end up in the STUBS-section that is. Then you’ll see it as soon as we have had the time to listen to your crap. Also, take note: we prefer metal at this place. So, do you play metal? No? Then fuck you and your shit band. Stay away from us. Oh, and we don’t review 7 inches, so don’t send that shitty format to GD. And no, we don’t download your shitty promos to review. If we did that, we’d be reviewing shitty albums all day long. And we don’t like to review shitty albums all day long. Make an effort and send us the real deal, or don’t bother contacting us. If you send the real thing, we will review it, no matter how much it sucks. Remember: we don’t need you, you need us. We’re tough as nails. You can tell by our tone in this text. POW!
And, DO NOT SEND YOUR SHIT IN REGISTERED MAIL! We have better things to do than to run to the postal office and get your fucken demo. If you send it as registered, it will not be picked up. Understand. Also, do not e-mail us and ask if we got your promo package. We will not reply. If we got it, it will be reviewed at the site. If it never shows up at GD, we simply didn’t get it, and we sure as fuck won’t go out and look for it. Understand. Do not ask and beg for us to interview you. We choose who we wanna do interviews with. Yes, we are assholes. Honest assholes at that. Understand. If you still want to send your shit to us, make sure you include all the necessary info such as band name and title of the recording. Yes, some people actually don’t think that’s necessary. Idiots.
We used to have band forums here but as of March 2013 we deleted all but 2 of them (The Project Hate and Torture Division will always be active). Why? Becoz people don’t give a shit about forums these days. It’s all Facebook. You can read the band forums without registering, but if you wanna take part in the remaining forums (and would like to post), registration is required. Oh, we have decided to make the Global Domination Area (where people discuss the updates and other shit about the site) of the forums available for everyone to read, but you still can’t post if you are not registered.
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Enjoy yer stay.
Or we’ll punch you in the cunt.
/ Lord K. Philipson & Statik Majik, owners and chiefs of Global Domination.
“- Derelict Earth is still a one-man band and I don’t plan to change that for the moment. In a solo project you don’t have to do compromise on the music with other band members which allows for faster creative process, but on the other hand if your music sucks you will most likely notice it too late…
Mike Muir himself is more vital than ever, and if you don’t have any problem with his singing style, this is right up your alley, and one can only guess what has happened for this 50-year old gangster to provide this energy once more?
Positive news: it lacks the stupid party thrash attitude and a lot of redundancy, but keeps the 80s vibe that Municipal Waste pulled off so well not too far back, great half time breaks included – but with a playing time below 30 minutes, you can be sure these guys go for a no frills approach.
Much like tracing your family tree, a truegrimnekrofuck like me occasionally enjoys looking back the things which made me who I am today just so I feel embarrassed about myself and sad. That’s why I’m reviewing this masterpiece.
I have nothing against this bunch of evil pandas playing occult black metal for fans of Watain and the likes.
I’ve liked slick productions before, and I’ve liked rough productions too, and I’ve even liked certain slick-but-still-somehow-rough productions, but that style just doesn’t work here.
I’m not a super-fan of the nu-metal-ish atmosphere that flows generously in this recording. I wont say so much more about this, I feel no strong need trying to dissect this more.
This is the place where some of us will write some short sentences about various albums, and give them a score from 1-10. The number of albums may vary, and we choose ourselves what we wanna use. Records sent to us by labels might naturally get a spot here first.
- Latest addition
- Audio Autopsy - May 2013
- Testament: 2013-02-20
- Vektor: 2012-09-16
- Getaway Rock Festival 2012: The experience chronicle
- Jalometalli 2012, Finland: Day 2
- Jalometalli 2012, Finland: Day 1
Lists of Domination
- Sokaris' Top 10 Hilariously Awful Metal Bands
- GD's Top 10 Clean Singers
- Habakuk's Top Ten Most Metal Movie Theme Songs Of The Eighties
- GD's Top 10 Worst Death Metal Album Covers
- Smalley's favorite covers on Ozzy-era Black Sabbath
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2012: Overview
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2012: gk
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2012: Smalley
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2012: sincan
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2012: Pr0nogo