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Unfathomable Ruination are a British heavy/death metal band, formidable, catchy, musical wizards. Check these guys out if only for their YouTube video of “Carved Inherent Delusion”, a masterpiece of groove and tech.
Fundamentally though you can more easily get to grips with the essence of Portal on “Vexovoid”, it is caustic in a tragic way and recommended perhaps over the band’s less hospitable, earlier phase.
There’s nothing new here but the quality of their song writing and the consistency of their riffing lifts “Cursed redeemer” above the average and makes it an album well worth checking out for fans of the genre.
Don’t make the same mistake I made: if you are in any way interested in old school thrash and haven’t checked out Overkill for real, then do it.
-“What is thy name?”
-“My name is S(crap)s, for we are many stubs inside one.”
Mostly death and black-oriented, this volume was pretty irrelevant during the first tracks. Nothing terrible but I was hardly attracted by anything in particular. Thank Baphomet—no, that’s not one of the featured bands—my patience was eventually rewarded.
Once in a while I get excited, like during the really heavy slow riff in “Bystander Effect”, but then the next one is so generic McDonald’s called and wanted their burger recipe back.
This is the place where some of us will write some short sentences about various albums, and give them a score from 1-10. The number of albums may vary, and we choose ourselves what we wanna use. Records sent to us by labels might naturally get a spot here first.
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- Audio Autopsy - April 2014
- House Of Metal Festival 2014: Day 2
- House Of Metal Festival 2014: Day 1
- Getaway Rock Festival 2013: The experience chronicle
- Death To All: 2013-04-20
- Testament: 2013-02-20
Lists of Domination
- Sokaris' Top 10 Hilariously Awful Metal Bands
- GD's Top 10 Clean Singers
- Habakuk's Top Ten Most Metal Movie Theme Songs Of The Eighties
- GD's Top 10 Worst Death Metal Album Covers
- Smalley's favorite covers on Ozzy-era Black Sabbath
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2013: Lord K. Philipson
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2013: Habakuk
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2013: sly
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2013: gk
- GD's verdicts - Best of 2013: sincan