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Editorial

Welcome to Global Domination, bitches!

You SUCK it! WE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR MORE WRITERS TO ENHANCE THE DOMINATION THAT IS THIS WEBSITE. WE ALSO PUT THIS IN CAPITALS SO YOU WON’T MISS IT, FOUR-EYES. THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? THEN CLICK THIS LINK AND READ EVERYTHING THOROUGHLY.

We are Global Domination. The only metal site you need. We are the rulers. We have dominated the Internet since muthafucken 2004 and we grow stronger and more awesome by the second. We are also the most visited site on the Internet. Why? Becoz we rule all kinds of shit. And we update DAILY! Another reason is: WE HAVE A FACEBOOK PAGE! So metal. Click it. Like it. Or die.

If you submit demos and albums to us, know that it will take a few weeks (up to a month or so at times) before you’ll see it reviewed at the site since we have updates pending that far into the future. Also, take note: we prefer metal at this place. So, do you play metal? No? Then fuck you and your shit band. Stay away from us. Oh, and we don’t review 7 inches, so don’t send that shitty format to GD. And no, we don’t download your shitty promos to review. If we did that, we’d be reviewing shitty albums all day long. And we don’t like to review shitty albums all day long. Make an effort and send us the real deal, or don’t bother contacting us. If you send the real thing, we will review it, no matter how much it sucks. Yeah – we’re tough as nails. You can tell by our tone in this text. POW!

And, DO NOT SEND YOUR SHIT IN REGISTERED MAIL! We have better things to do than to run to the postal office and get your fucken demo/album/whatever. If you send it as registered, it will not be picked up. Understand. Also, do not e-mail us and ask if we got your promo package. We will not reply. If we got it, it will be reviewed at the site. If it never shows up at GD, we simply didn’t get it, and we sure as fuck won’t go out and look for it. Understand. Do not ask and beg for us to interview you. We choose who we wanna do interviews with. Yes, we are assholes. Honest assholes at that. Understand. If you still want to send your shit to us, make sure you include all the necessary info such as band name and title of the recording. Yes, some people actually don’t think that’s necessary. Idiots.

Enjoy yer stay.

Or we’ll punch you in the vagina.

Interviews

Unfathomable Ruination - Daniel Herrera

Unfathomable Ruination are a British heavy/death metal band, formidable, catchy, musical wizards. Check these guys out if only for their YouTube video of “Carved Inherent Delusion”, a masterpiece of groove and tech.

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Reviews

Portal: Vexovoid

Fundamentally though you can more easily get to grips with the essence of Portal on “Vexovoid”, it is caustic in a tragic way and recommended perhaps over the band’s less hospitable, earlier phase.

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Miasmal: Cursed redeemer

There’s nothing new here but the quality of their song writing and the consistency of their riffing lifts “Cursed redeemer” above the average and makes it an album well worth checking out for fans of the genre.

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Class 6(66)

Overkill: Taking over

Don’t make the same mistake I made: if you are in any way interested in old school thrash and haven’t checked out Overkill for real, then do it.

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Stubs

S(crap)s: Deadly Carnage / Thy Worshiper / One Hour Hell / Persefone / Nocturnal Breed

-“What is thy name?”
-“My name is S(crap)s, for we are many stubs inside one.”

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Fuck The Underground Vol. 1: Death rides a pale white dude

Mostly death and black-oriented, this volume was pretty irrelevant during the first tracks. Nothing terrible but I was hardly attracted by anything in particular. Thank Baphomet—no, that’s not one of the featured bands—my patience was eventually rewarded.

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Demons

Distress Of Ruin: Predators among us

Once in a while I get excited, like during the really heavy slow riff in “Bystander Effect”, but then the next one is so generic McDonald’s called and wanted their burger recipe back.

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